Nobody loves the Iowa State
Fred Hoibergs Cyclones more than me. Last season people started to notice Fred Hoiberg’s uptemp, three-point crazy offense and most of us fell in love with them immediately. This year Iowa State is pretty much picking up where they left off, scoring 91.8 points per game. Not only that, though, Hoiberg is still being all, you know, neat and stuff.
Iowa State has to be careful, though. Today they play a game against bitter, in-state rival, the Northern Iowa Panthers. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ah, who am I kidding. This is going to be Blowout City, USA. Zip code, 666 squared to your mom.
How to Watch
#17 Iowa State Cyclones (6-0, 0-0 Big 12) vs Northern Iowa Panthers (3-4, 0-0 MVC)
Saturday, December the 7th
6 p.m. Eastern Standard Time
Picture-Box: None (Sad Face)
Live Stream: Nada (Now I am crying)
Radio(?): What is radio?
Should I Watch, um, Listen?
Well, if you really think these play-by-play guys are going to be worth your time. Chances are, though, that they aren’t. Who knows. I can be wrong. Maybe one of them will end up being the next Gus Johnson or something.
This could also be great background noise while you’re trying to drum out your in-laws. I’m not speaking from experience — just heard about it from a friend.