Welp, that was a pretty wild Final Four. Between records being broken, game-winning shots at the end of games, and the world collectively getting to witness that awesomeness that is fans losing their marbles, I think it is safe to say that the Final Four was, indeed, all that and a bag of chips.
The first game saw the Connecticut Huskies beat the only remaining number one seed, Florida Gators. It was mostly a team effort, with little Bazz-ing being done by Shabazz Napier, but it was certainly enough. Although, let’s hope that the gift of Bazz-ing continues now that the Final Four is over.
It didn’t matter that the Bazz-ing wasn’t at an all-time high. Enough UConn players did special enough things that this happened after they advanced to the National Title game.
Although, not everyone taking in that special event understood how things worked. Things like, you know, a teamcast — CBS’ attempt to bring homer-ism to the national stage. For those who hated it, well, they did also offer a normal national broadcasting. However, that didn’t stop all the loons from being dumber than a doorknob.
Is it just me or is somebody announcing the Kentucky vs Wisconsin game not quite objective? Come on TNT.
Poor Detlef. Really, I mean, what a dope. Nevertheless, his career might now be overshadowed by the fact that he has as much common sense as a clown who eats beans right before attempting to do tricks involving fire at the circus (what?).
After Kevin Ollie took his merry-band of misfit toys dancing into the night, it was the Kentucky Wildcats who helped seal the Final Four is awesome deal.
After that, in the teamcast tradition of people losing their god damned marbles, we also witnessed fans’ reactions.
Yay! Well, yay if you’re a Kentucky fan. Not so much if you’re a huge Bo Ryan guy.
Is the dude behind her eating her hair?
All of that has helped set the stage for Monday’s National Title game. With only a few hours separating the game from our picture-boxes, time is running out to push our weird narratives, breakdown the previous games and to find out if that girl in the gif is single (she cute).