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Arizona Wildcats apparently recruit really old players (pictures)

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Jan 12, 2014; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Arizona Wildcats head coach Sean Miller, guard Nick Johnson (13), center Kaleb Tarczewski (35), guard T.J. McConnell (4), forward Aaron Gordon (11) and forward Brandon Ashley (21) during a time out in the second half of the game against the USC Trojans at Galen Center. Arizona Wildcats won 73-53. Mandatory Credit: Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports

Fox Sports 1 is a pretty new sports television network. Growing pains and things of that nature are expected until the network gets its legs and all. Seriously, we understand. What no one expected from them this early, though, was an amazing breaking story to develop and be shoved to light during an actual sporting event. This one featuring the Arizona Wildcats.

So what kind of huge, near breaking the Internet story was broken? Well, the fact that Arizona apparently recruits century old players or some form of vampires, zombies or some kind of beasts, that are really good at the game of basketball.

Confused? Me too:

Seriously? Aaron Gordon, a freshman, is a century old? I have a feeling the Arizona athletic department is going to get a call from the NCAA about some possible eligibility issues.

What? Death penalty is looming!

Obviously I am kidding. Someone at Fox Sports 1 is either a worser typer than I (see what I did there) or doesn’t understand how age development works. Either way, though, we love you Fox Sports 1 for your coverage of all things Big East Conference related and more importantly Gus Johnson.

Definitely Gus Johnson.