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Marshall Henderson’s Shot Selection

Marshall is going to narfle the garthok. Mandatory Credit: Spruce Derden-USA TODAY Sports

What is cooler than a cucumber on the opposite side of the pillow? Marshall Henderson’s iffy (at best) shot selection. Seriously, nothing says the holidays more than a volume-shooter who has run amuck.

I am sure his teammates, coaches and even some fans would prefer Marshall to tone down his shots from 30-feet, but this is what this time of the year is all about — getting ours. And nobody gets theirs more than Henderson.

Marshal has never seen an off-balance, 30-footer with three guys draped on him, that he hasn’t liked. Much in the same way you have never opened a present from someone who doesn’t owe you a damn thing and you find a pair of socks inside the wrapping paper. Sure, it’s only socks, but you don’t even deserve those, you ungrateful jerkface. We also haven’t deserved Henderson’s awesomeness. So, enjoy it or something.