Never too early College Basketball Prep Guide
By Joe Nardone
Ferment Cucumbers
They are transporting pickles. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports
Pickle some cucumbers. Yes, you have read that correctly. Who in their right mind likes cucumbers? If you find me a man who prefers them to pickles I’ll show you a man with little dignity. It’s really a simple process involving some acidic solution and leaving time for the future pickle to ferment.
Not only will this help you solve the biding time issue, but it solves some of your food and fluid issues.
Oh, and it sounds dirty. When your friend calls you and asks you what you’re doing and you reply with, “Nothing really, just fermenting my pickles”, the reaction alone will only be matched by eating one of those delicious morsels.
Plus, pickles go with everything. From hamburgs all the way to bologna sandwiches, pickles are that extra topping that makes everything better. To put it more simply, pickles is that role-player on your favorite team who goes overlooked throughout the whole season. He’s under appreciated and taken for granted. But when the time comes for that big 3 pointer with seconds to go, you know you can count on him to let you eat him.
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